Ann, Janet and Albert

Janet and I are in a hotel room. We're in Stratford-upon-Avon going to the theatre.

Well, I was held up, so Janet, feeling horny, invited Albert over.

As you do. They had a great shack, apparently.

I came in. She was in the shower. Albert was still there.

Oh, what was I going to do? Take advantage of him, of course.