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Hi honey, um, I have a little news for you. You see, you're just not cutting it for me

anymore. You're becoming such a loser in the bedroom, so fucking drab. All you ever want

to do is missionary. You never want to do anything kinky or crazy. And I have, hmm,

a little, I guess you want to call it a negotiation, hmm, to give to you. Either you start being

a little kinkier, a little crazier, and fulfilling all of my ultimate fantasies, or else, you're