My sweet Girlfriend

"Hi babe. So what's going on? You got some new girls? Ah, yes of course you can send the new girl down to me.

I always like it when you send the new girls. She's on probation, no problem. So what's this one on probation for?

Stealing. These girls like can't help themselves getting in trouble with the law. Yeah, no problem. You can send her down.

Yeah, families are like that aren't they? Once you get in trouble with the law, they don't want you to go and live with them.

Yeah. She's a bit trappy, a bit lippy. Don't worry, I'll sort her out. I'll keep her under control.