Time to Fuck - Episode 1

So, I was at the beach. Overcast as usual. You wouldn't believe what happened. I had the weirdest day.

First, I meet this psychic healer at the beach. Right. Then my dog runs off and these two bikers steal his ball.

And I get totally harassed in the process. Then, as I'm driving home, I get this vision.

These two bikers pull me off the road, take me over to their dragsters, bikes, whatever they are.

Then this blowing guy grabs me by the neck and sticks his hand down my pants.