Vintage Nasty Experience!!! Vol. #01

I fly 8,000 miles, the airport doesn't even lose my luggage, the hotel loses my luggage,

I can't find my wife, and this is the crap that they have left over to stick me with?

Who the hell left this stuff behind?

Yes, sir. My name is Darren. I need to ask you, please, can I talk to you for a minute?

I'm not a crazy person. I'm not a salesman. I'm not any kind of Jehovah's Witness. It's