You are seriously lacking in the cock department SPH

Hi. Look at that little thing. Is that all you have? I can't even see anything. I can

barely see it. Maybe I should go get my glasses. Maybe I should get tweezers. Yeah, that's

pretty tiny. You must be so embarrassed. I bet you never take that out of your pants.

I think you're still a virgin. Exactly, right? How could you have sex with that anyways?

Oh my god. Just look at like a little beanie. Can't see anything. Did you even feel that?