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Right, so, welcome back.
It's now three hours since we opened and there hasn't been a single fucking customer in the shop.
And I'm mildly worried, but hey, not to worry, the day is still here.
Jig, you did actually put the adverts in the paper, didn't you?
I did, I put the adverts in the local papers for the grand opening day of the 16th.