Prepared, shaved, spanked and fingered

Yes, this is Mrs. Pegram calling from the Swiss School for Girls.

And I'm calling you about your daughter, Rebecca.

Well, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, Mrs. Thatcher.

She's not doing very well here at school at all.

In fact, I'm going over her file here today, and I have quite a long list of misdemeanors that she has done,